Hoboken Announces Bid for 2022 Winter Olympics
(HOBOKEN, NJ—April 1, 2014) The City of Hoboken has gleefully announced its proposal to host the XXIV Winter Olympic Games in 2022. “We’re a world-class…
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Chili Cookoff: A Roaring Success
Intro By Melissa Colangelo Photos By Cezare Ramone Saturday, February 23rd was the 5th Annual Chili Cook off and Home brewing competition. The event took…
SELF-LOATHING YUPPIES: Hoboken on the S.L.Y.
by Christopher Halleron It has long been maintained that there are two main groups in Hoboken—the Bn’Rs (Born n’ Raised) and the Yuppies (young urban…
Hoboken to Boston: From One Dirty River to Another
by Christopher M. Halleron originally published April 17, 2013 As a columnist in the New York Metro area, you tend to feed the beast. I’ve…
Hoboken Unveils Plans for Moat
April 1, 2013—(HOBOKEN, NJ) Citing a need to mitigate flooding and water issues, compounded by increasing concerns over quality of life and public safety issues,…
Italian-Jewish Gay Pride Parade Set to Replace Hoboken St. Patrick’s Day
Citing concerns that last month’s LepreCon and Hoboken Irish Cultural Festival were still “too Irish,” Hoboken has taken steps to introduce an Italian-Jewish Gay Pride…
THE REAL CLASS WARFARE OF NEW JERSEY
by Christopher M. Halleron Last week I saw a dirty “denim designer diaper” on the sidewalk next to a parked BMW, which proves that people…
Hoboken Unveils Plans for Commuter Zip-Line
UPDATED: October 7, 2015 We here at hMAG first ran this article as an April Fool's piece back in 2011—right after Governor Christie shot down…
DON’T TREAD ON… MY FLAG
(ABOVE: The Gadsden Flag flies proudly in Liberty State Park, Jersey City, NJ) by Christopher M. Halleron Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the…