April Fool’s Day Cancelled, Citing Coronavirus Concerns
APRIL 1, 2020—HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY Out of an abundance of caution, hMAG has made the difficult decision to cancel its annual April Fool's Day article,…
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OPINION: Tom Hagen for President in 2020
(ABOVE: Paramount Pictures image / BELOW: Satire) by Christopher M. Halleron Editor/Publisher - hMAG It's relatively early in the campaign, and there's a lot that…
Hoboken Celebrates Staggering Growth in Legal Jobs Sector
(ABOVE: image via Revolver) (BELOW: Satire) APRIL 1, 2019 - HOBOKEN: In the face of ongoing concerns over the city's small business climate, Hoboken is…
HOBOKEN TO PARTNER WITH SIX FLAGS FOR “WASHINGTON STREET: THE RIDE”
(ABOVE: Actual photo of a 21st Century, First World, Main Thoroughfare... not joking—that's a real photo.) (APRIL 1, 2018—HOBOKEN, NJ) The City of Hoboken is…
**WATER MAIN BREAK FORMS SINKHOLE ON OBSERVER HIGHWAY BIKE LANES; ZERO AFFECTED**
(HOBOKEN, NJ—APRIL 1ST, 2017) An overnight water main break seemingly created a sinkhole on Hoboken's Observer Highway bike lanes, affecting absolutely no one. Considered a…
AUTHORITIES: Jimmy Hoffa “Probably Not in Hoboken”
APRIL 1, 2016 — HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY Following an exhaustive street-by-street search of the city's paved surfaces, officials have concluded that the body of missing…
27 Ways to Be a Modern Hoboken Man
by Christopher M. Halleron photo by Craig Wallace Dale By now most of us have seen the NYTimes Men's Style column "27 Ways to Be…
Sorry Hoboken—Beijing Gets the 2022 Winter Olympics…
Ah well... Despite our passionate, one-day campaign here at hMAG to solicit the 2022 Winter Olympics, it looks like the Chinese have "won" the honor…
New Jersey Residents Risk Running Out of Snark for Chris Christie
HOBOKEN, NJ—While other states pride themselves on their hospitality, residents of the Garden State stand out for their ability to hurl insult-laden sarcasm at anyone…
PASS THE DUTCHIE: Hoboken Considers Legalizing Marijuana in Effort to Become “More Like Amsterdam”
(HOBOKEN, N.J.—APRIL 1, 2015) Hoboken is constantly falling back on its Dutch heritage—our first settlers were Dutch, and of course the Holland-America cruise lines used…
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