Bleary-Eyed Groundhog Tells Us What We Already Know

Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow, which means we’ll be getting an early Spring.

Thanks Phil. I mean, it’s already 50 degrees on Groundhog’s Day here in Hoboken, New Jersey—going up to 60 tomorrow.

Hell, they could have let that poor little marmot sleep through this year’s proceedings.

In the meantime, keep fighting what little snow we have.

Alternate side parking is in effect, as City crews clear the remnants of SNOBOKEGEDDOPOCALYZZARD ’16.