BREAKING NEWS: Still Cold, Still January, Still New Jersey
Big shout out to everyone posting the temperature on facebook, because otherwise we’d never know it was cold outside…
No, we get it—it actually is cold outside. So we’ll grant you this one… now go ahead and huddle up in your social media ball for warmth if it makes you feel all cozy.
Or just put on a sweater… and some sensible shoes, perhaps?
Hoboken bottomed out at 7 degrees at around 1 a.m. this morning. As of press time, we’ve doubled that—climbing all the way to 14 (“feels like -2”)!!!
And here’s the nice thing about last night’s single-digit temps—they’ll make this weekend’s 30s feel like the 40s!!!
So enjoy it. After all, you choose to live here—not like those other weaklings…