BREAKING NEWS-The Northeastern United States Might Be Cold in January

So… it’s going to get cold. We might get a little bit of snow.

That’s pretty much all you need to know.

Other media outlets make a living out of scaring the ever-loving crap out of readers each time a weather system rolls through.

Let’s put an end to that Chicken Little BS.

Hoboken will get colder tonight and into tomorrow. In the morning, we may receive anything between a dusting to an inch of snow.

So calm down, put some clothes on and suck it up… it’s January.

(EDITOR’S NOTE: hMAG.com hereby refuses to perpetuate the naming of “winter storms,” because it’s stupid.
Furthermore, the Editor grew up in Syracuse—if you REALLY have something to worry about, we’ll let you know.)

(Weather.com photo)